The amazing minds of Cats

Ok, Norah here, how do you guys feel about cats? I really like them, if it was legal I would marry my cat Professor Snickers, he is in fact the world's sexiest cat. We would have cat-human children, their names would be Bob and Jerry. They would have human feet and hands, with cat faces and tails. They would go to Catland and go to cat-human school and eat catnip and pizza for lunch everyday. They would get good grades and be the smartest motherfuckers there ever was. Although, I would be nice enough to build a statue of them in Catcity with Alice, knowing in which I killed Alice. Allright goodbye!