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My cat Mr. Peanut butter

  • The Amazing Alice, and Shitty Norah
  • Apr 2, 1941
  • 1 min read

Hey guys Alice here, I just wanted to express my opinions on my love for cats and the ability to give them the ability to teach them English. A lot of people don't share my views and in fact call me crazy, although I still love cats and I don't care what they fucking say, those assholes can suck my ass. I am going to be president of the USCA (United States of Cats for America). I really believe-

Hmm hmm... Norah here, Alice is one crazy bitch don't believe anything she says, she is too busy taking acid and cutting her fingers off to even realize in which cats are too sad, they don't want to learn English, they just want to be cats. So fuck you Alice and you can shove your USCA shit up your ass.

Sorry unique individuals of the world, Norah here signing out, and Alice is now dead.

 
 
 

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